I'm 23 year old guy who likes just about anything like food, Anime, movies, music, media, art, comedy, and technology but for the most part has issues like everyone else but tends to hide through music and blogging. So enjoy my page and tell me what you think.
You go on YouTube to watch episodes and clips from your favorite anime, cartoon, or tv show.
The episodes are either divided into 3 parts (and the video is flipped), or all you can find are edits to the songs Everytime We Touch, Misery Business, He Said She Said, and Sk8er Boi.
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
